Alright fuckers.
For Ult!Dirk to win against the haters, the neigh-sayers, alt!Calliope, Rose, probably most of the Homestuck cast, we need to give him ALL of our beyond!canon!energy. Every reply is 1 (ONE) prayer for Ult!Dirk.
Bro doesn’t need prayers but I’m here as a show of support regardless. Locked in.
Yeah what the hell sure
Prayers for Ult Dirk
"We Dirk splinters can be pretty Machiavellian but we do actually have some fuckin' standards."
praying for ult dirk rn thank you for bringing this to my attention. its of the upmost importance that we do not let the ult dirk agenda fall to the haters.
stop praying for my grandpa youre making him too powerful
Ult Dirk did nothing wrong
pray for my grandpa i wanna see him in a wind tunnel
ult dirk is so peak he can do whatever he wants he deserves it <3
ult dirk is PEAK
