dirk is so pathetic and hot i love him i want ult dirk to hug me tightly
i want to bully ult!dirk so badly /(sensual intent)
I'm going to forcefem him. Not even as a transfem headcanon or anything serious. I just want to destroy his masculinity and see what lies beneath. But also because I am a pervert.
- Livvy, she/her

Forcefemming him wouldn't work to uncover anything.
She would be the worst fucking woman to have ever existed. She would literally still be one of the boys, never like other girls. She would be the pick-me-est motherfucker to ever pick-me, in such a way that she would be the one picking herself. She would treat you like an irredeemable misogynist because you dared to hope she would be less of an irredeemable misogynistic if she was feminized.
It might work for the sake of your perversions though. I hope you succeed in sneaking estrogen on her all-knowing godly blood.
sincerely, literally feferi peixes
DIRK STRIDER.....DROOL....
Sincerely, rupaul superfans
i used to not give a shit about dirk but as of late he's starting to scare me like no joke. idk if i should even put this on here but it's like. one of those things where i can't even tell if it's a bit anymore. send help.