Character Stories

i had a little guy named Mice (mike) but the campaign never took off. one day he will see the world again. and take part in his passion for buhurt

i have a goober in the running that fought 6 derse waffle house workers for money and he lost because the dm cheated but he looked god in the face and almost won if his huberis didn't crush him

I had a lady who was the only Derse Dreamer of the session. She wanted to assassinate and usurp the queen, found a lab to make a bunch of living bombs in. Unfortunately, when she got them running towards the throne room, turn out the Prospit players were invading earth. Everyone got caught in the crossfire and that's how I accidentally, ACCIDENTALLY killed most of our dream selves. She later went on to have a begrudging respect with her rival /stepdad/stepson.

It’s a good time to be a fan of bombs, and cause likely unfathomable amounts of destruction <3

Time for a character-dump, take cover!!

I have a few accepted characters,

Fifi (Catgirl, yoyokind+bombkind) and Akzami (Purpleblood shippergirl, riflekind) who's quirks altered my typing style forever,

Darwin (Hiveswapped+brain-damage induced memory problems, revolverkind) who i love so dearly,

Zain (First-ish character, bladekind) who's literally me and also the first character i truly played (first alpha char too!)

Then I have the group of three who i've been using to stress-test playing SBURB alone using MGM2e. Iris (Cutie, Jade-inspired, AsltRfleKind, Eldritch dreamy majyyks, the teams DPS.), Myra (First character I ever applied, Tough-girl with a heart of silver. Romantic interest of Iris, and the team's Tank/Bruiser. Gauntletkind and a distinct lack of magic compared to her friends.), and finally Hero (The team's heart of gold, Healer/Buffer using electricity/healing magic. Crowbarkind, Gordon Freeman Inspired.) Their session's kind of stagnated in favor of my Tablestuck session surviving.

Other notable characters are Zinnox, the counterpart to Zain who uses a physical modus to avoid skull-shaking headaches. Retina, the character I played in the (frankly short) session that kicked off my friendship with Re0, and Adam who's never seen the light of day.

*The air raid alarms stop, signaling the end of my character-dump.* (I could've gone deeper into a few of these characters, honestly.)

Fantastic collection <3

Alright one time when I was playing a character named Alex Miller I encountered Jack Noir basically tried to talk him in to helping me out he then went on how it all hopeless and shit.... which led to me... STARTING A FUCKING DERSITE REVOLUTION, WHICH LED TO ALEX MILLER 2 TURNING THE BLACK QUEEN (ringless)

Jack Noir was quite happy to learn about the queen's death lol

in my first tablestuck game, i thought it would be fun if my character was not intentionally supposed to be the one playing; it was meant to be her sister, but she wound up stealing the game and playing it before she did. it also worked out, because of the typical naming convention of humans names being 4 letters and their guardians having 3 letters, and her sister had the 4 letter name (Emma) and hers was 3 (Ivy)

it also worked out because i went into it knowing she was a Thief (of Rage but the class was more important here) and that just all worked out wonderfully.

another character i have managed to completely fuck up her fetch modus to the point where it won't be read by her sylladex anymore so she has to carry around all of her shit in a fucking bindle made with a hockey stick

Eneida - A jade blooded cavern troll who collects mutant blood for their ex purple blood lover, they're obsessed with Spiike (alternian buffy the vampire slayer). They're a hyper aggressive time player, people worry about them becoming a rage player but NO ONE in their game can be trusted with TIME POWERS. They may be a rage freak but they take their time role so very seriously. They are viciously protective of their friends but have some Issues[tm] about being seen as a monster. (This will get worse)

Drew - Sunshine human boy who's favorite color pink, he loves 90's magical girls and wants to be one. He's a failed ballerina and has spent most of his adult life couch surfing, partying and mooching off his best friend. Some might say SBURB is the best thing to ever happen to him. However due to his cowardly nature, he's pretty far behind everyone in terms of leveling because his life motto is: If you don't like it, run!

Porpra - A violet blood seal boy who love everything! He loves food! He loves swimming! He loves making friends! He loves hunting! He is almost wholly a pacifist and has taken to making friends and charming all the underlings he can rather than fighting. His lusus was put into his sprite and it was the single most emotionally gut wrenching entry I have ever had due to the fact his lusus is a KAIJUSEALDAD and could not fit into his hive when the meteors started falling. I still have not fully recovered.

Isha - Himbo firefighter man who's hyper social and has taken it upon himself to drive and meet every internet friend he has. He idolizes superman and wants to be a hero and a general beacon of hope in his day to day. He takes pride in his strength and ability to make the people around him feel safe. His game has just started and he watched his friend JUMP INTO THE OCEAN HOLDING AN ANCHOR. He's not doing so hot.

Oh! I've actually had a bunch of Tablestucks I joined that never really took off while I was in good standing with them but:

Effemm Rogunn, auditoryMagician. So painfully egotistical and off his shit conspiracy theorist Olive living in a post apocalyptic troll Radio Shack

Kairie Mondli, threatricalCompositions. Airheaded purple that has night terrors as a result of Government Expirements:tm: and may or may not have been heavily inspired by Peppermint Patty.

Kapkom Badgai, whom I've since forgotten the handle of. Teal-blooded gamer that dressed just godawful, may or may not have caused forceful nerve damage just to be a better gamer. I also remember making his typing quirk just the worst out of spite because I thought it'd be hilarious.