Alright! You've made it to the mission objective, From here on out, you'll be referred to as-
NO! no. not yet.. you have to focus on the mission! We can resume the pleasantries later!
Your colonel has sent you to gather intel from within a recently captured military base in the middle of the arctic. Rumor has it, the base houses a device that is capable of deploying long range nuclear armaments; You must find the location of the device, and neutralize it!
Looking ahead, you see one guard, who is seemingly.. sleeping?
What will you do?
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> Remove the corn dog that's jammed in your pistol
> Check surroundings.
> Find a rock to knock out the guard with.
Throw your gun to distract the guard.
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> Remove the corn dog that's jammed in your pistol
How the hell did that get in there?
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> Eat corn dog regardless of temperature status
> equip Cigarette (Smoking is harzardous to your health.)
Whoa, it's like a postcard: Dear Sarge, kicking ass in outer space. Wish you were here!
> Eat corn dog regardless of temperature status
Actually, you'll just store it for later. Could be handy in a pinch!
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> Mentally run over the basics of CQC
THE WOLF ATE THE OWL, THE WOLF ATE THE WREN, THE WOLF ATE THE CROW IN THE DRAGON'S DEN
> Hold gun according to appropriate gun safety measures. I mean, somebody could get hurt if you just have your finger on the trigger haphazardly!
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit.
He's got nothing to say about that.
> Find a rock to knock out the guard with.
You look down, and find a rock laying on the ground! Convenient!
> Check surroundings.
You take a look at the map that your Colonel has supplied you with:
You notice that your location is marked on your map in green, as graciously stated by the text "You are here".
You also notice that the guard has now been marked on your map in red. (Will only show up on map when visibly seen!)
You also take note of the blue arrows on your map. (You may choose one of these blue arrows in a command to pan and reveal more of the map!)
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