18+ thread is Davekat sloppy OR NOT

doesnt that guy work on homestuck

no.

hi I know this post is [2 hours] old but I'm running into the same problem. did OP ever get an answer or can anyone TLDR it for me?

guys its really scary in here

dave could only ever be with karkat and vice versa. its like yin and yang--anyone with karkat would complain about his spewing wetness and anyone with dave would complain about chafing but they cancel each other out

i think if things arent sloppy yet we can only ever get sloppier. there is no way for them to get less sloppy than they currently are. but the number can always go up.

It can Always be sloppier. We can double these numbers, Triple Them Even.

From my professional analysis, the slop to non-slop ratio between Dave and Karkat is 9:1, which can only be described as extra sloppy. I've asked other professionals and they seem to agree with me so i am right.

i think the real question is becoming do dave and karkat have to use buckets?

actuslly they provavly need to use buckets but never do and it caused a lot of property damage

i was touring rental properties yesterday and one of the ones i stopped at was actually previously occupied by dave and karkat. it was a basement suite whose carpets were filthy and matted and sticky and had a deep red colour, not unlike wine. the landlady told us they used to be white carpets. the smell of the place didn't hit me until after i left when i realized how sweet fresh air smells. and then i threw up on the driveway.

It's similar to the rule where you can't have carpets in a bathroom without basically throwing your life away but they can't live in a place with carpet anywhere. instead of skirting board all their floors require caulking and the sealant they use in showers designed for biohazards.

SLOPPY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if theyr'e not at least a little sticky all the time are they really davekat?

yeah i think probably

Yesn't

im sloppier

youre all going to hell. *pointz into a mirror*

thiz iz so funny tho, davekat haz ABZOLUTELY cauzed millionz worth of property damage from mizcellaneouz mizhapz and you cannot prove me wrong

The answer is actually two-fold. Is there an ideological maximum where sloppiness inevitably becomes..... something else? and do you think that Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas are capable of doing anything half-assed?

I think you know as well as I do that the answer to both of these questions is a wholehearted, emphatic YES. Which inevitably means the answer to your question is no, unfortunately. Davekat has ascended to the state wherein the bounds of the word "sloppy" wouldn't even begin to describe the ungodly creamy swamp-like coitus that these two undergo. To pare it down to something as banal and pedestrian as sloppiness would be like asking if a supernova is warmer than a bowl of creamy macaroni-and-cheese(which, by the way, is exactly what I imagine their tantric sessions to sound like). Give em a little more mfn credit, damn you. Sloppiness doesn't even fucking describe it.

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