==> Move one of your rooks forward! Capture the enemy rooks!

You used to not have any ROOKS on play, but now you have!

the enemy deployed one of his ROOKS and a Bishop, who apparently has a copy of THE HOLLY CLOWNING BOOK OF PIÑON FIJO: THE WONDERS OF THE CLOWNING WORLD.

the Battle Ram is really disturbed and decides to rest in the middle of the arena

the rook is here, your shit is wrecked.