you enter your phone password and start a Clash Royale Match, you are now Prompted to PLAY
hey, read a Clash royale game or CLOWNQUEST or whatever

> Make your guys do the thing against the other guys.
I understand All of the time travel in Homestuck. All of it.

> Make your guys do the thing against the other guys.

There has been a mora vague response ever so you just deploy a defective battle ram, which doesnt even have 2 Barbarians
hey, read a Clash royale game or CLOWNQUEST or whatever

Move one of your rooks forward! Capture the enemy rooks!
This is some straight up delirious biznasty, Dawg!!![]()
==> Move one of your rooks forward! Capture the enemy rooks!

You used to not have any ROOKS on play, but now you have!
the enemy deployed one of his ROOKS and a Bishop, who apparently has a copy of THE HOLLY CLOWNING BOOK OF PIÑON FIJO: THE WONDERS OF THE CLOWNING WORLD.
the Battle Ram is really disturbed and decides to rest in the middle of the arena

the rook is here, your shit is wrecked.
hey, read a Clash royale game or CLOWNQUEST or whatever

> Leave CLASH, navigate to in-game shop
> Leave CLASH, navigate to in-game shop

For some reason you decide thats a good idea, so, while you are STILL CLASHING you open the store to buy something.
The enemy is still CLASHING, this is truly a royalty level Clash
hey, read a Clash royale game or CLOWNQUEST or whatever
