
Your name is CHET WALLARD. As was previously mentioned it is ONE MONTH SINCE YOUR BIRTHDAY. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for CRYPTIDS. You like to program HTML but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for ALIENS AND MOTHMAN, and are an aspiring CRYPTID HUNTER. You also like to play GAMES a lot. What will you do?

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