An intriguing individual stands in his bedroom, it just so happens that his birthday, August 17th, 2008, was just one month ago. This 17 year old has not had a name since his birthday, what shall the name of this individual be?
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>Jumbo Josh
>Chet Wallard
Read Cold, Cold Flood on AO3!
Examine room.
I understand All of the time travel in Homestuck. All of it.
Your name is CHET WALLARD. As was previously mentioned it is ONE MONTH SINCE YOUR BIRTHDAY. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for CRYPTIDS. You like to program HTML but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for ALIENS AND MOTHMAN, and are an aspiring CRYPTID HUNTER. You also like to play GAMES a lot. What will you do?
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Chet: Retrieve arms from under welcome mat.
I understand All of the time travel in Homestuck. All of it.
you still have no idea why you leave these here
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do a backflip and throw up on your bed
Are you kidding me? why would you do that? It's just a pair of arms, no big deal! And you suck at backflips anyway, so, just... no.
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> Chet: Fondly regard cryptids.
I understand All of the time travel in Homestuck. All of it.
> Chet: Fondly regard cryptids.
Man, do you love cryptids
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>chat with your online friends!
>Chet: Chat with your friends!
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I understand All of the time travel in Homestuck. All of it.
> Chet: Go to door.
I understand All of the time travel in Homestuck. All of it.
the link was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUvnJs7lJv8 im sorry
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