> @lonelyghosts

Who's to say that quadrants can't be evil power structures and a beautiful social system? Also let's be real even in a perfect world we're still creating a living hell for these characters.

Equius Auspisticizing for Kanaya is Devious, especially because he TOTALLY COULD.

So my ashens are:

Fef c3< AraQuius: Equius doesn't hate Aradia, but Aradia sure hates him. But not even in a good way, she just doesn't like him. But, Equius's stupid ass still is gonna try to get with her because his wannabe daddy dom ass is unable to listen to what a woman (or man) tells him. Also, those two couldn't work out even if they did hate each other. So, they need an auspistice. And who's Equius gonna listen to? Feferi. Because she's the highest cast there is, he'll maybe. finally shut up.

Kar c3< TaVris: You also have this one, so you get the idea. Tavris needs an auspistice for obvious reasons. And only Karkat could ever dream of mediating that hellhole (especially out of the pool of people not alr with tav/vris.

Nep c3< EriSol: I'm sorry, Erisol fans. But Sollux has rejected Eridan like 10 times in canon. He doesn't want him. Sorry chat. Unfortunately Eridan is down BAD and they need someone that can outbalance their bitter energies. Like Nepeta!

Kan c3< GamRezi: Gamzee and Terezi hate each other, but that doesn't mean they should get together. We all saw Act 6, that doesn't end well. Kanaya's neutral enough with these two to keep them from despising each other too much. She's kinda bad at confrontation, but she can at least say "Hey Gamzee Please Dont Call Terezi [5 HUNDRED ABLEIST SLURS]". Also Terezi and Kanaya can bond over their shared love of Vriska.

(btw I barely stopped myself from putting Vriska/Terezi w/ Gamzee.)