> APPRENTICE: Wizards are lame. Dedicate your life from this point on to becoming a knight.

A couple issues with this thought.

The APPRENTICE has the wrong kind of stats for being a KNIGHT. They'd need things like LETHAL LACERATION or LOUT'S LIMIT or CHIVALROUS CHARISMA.

This thought makes the APPRENTICE sad.

Also, the APPRENTICE is in a pact to become a WIZARD! They can't become anything else at the moment!

They signed a fancy magical pact under the supervision of a WIZARD'S ADJUDICATING BUNYIP. Can't break that shit under the threat of bodily destruction of their MASTER's choosing.

For example, having all of their blood removed from their body. Or having all of their bones removed from their body. Or being turned into some small Creature. Or being turned into a massive slide puzzle that an adventurer may have to solve before they can become Normal again. Or having themselves erased from existence from the past, present, and future.

All worrying possibilities.