Twas a dark and stormy night, where heavy clouds hung.
A heavy, near omnipresent rain, flew down from 'twixt the veil.
The meandering keep split asunder the torrent,
a WIZARD TOWER that stretched immeasurably high.
Within, a CHALLENGE would await.
A TRIAL.
A TEST.
HARDSHIPS.
Further difficulties that one could discover by reading a thesaurus.
I ask thee, are you prepared?
Let us peer into this WIZARD TOWER.
Let us see who we are to deal with for this potentially life-changing journey.
...
Wow, is it damn dark in here or is it just me?
I can just see their outline... but this room contains...
the WIZARD'S APPRENTICE
