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- multiple characters eat chalk

- one character eats uranium

- a character receives a hammer and sings "zillyhoo" to the start of A lion sleeps tonight

- a character whose house is burning down and whose friend is in mortal danger spends an hour playing the violin

- a character that represents the negative part of the fandom kills the author with a rifle

- the main character's least favourite baking company is owned by his favourite prankster

- the only reason the main character's dad isn't a clown is that his shop was obliterated with a meteor

- multiple main characters are only shown if it is their birthday

- a character creates a computer program that blows up your computer and places a curse on you, everyone you know, and everyone you'll ever meet. in 8 lines.

- the main character hates cake.

- one character's introduction to another is followed by the phrase "beep beep meow"

- a character has 4 legendary weapons before the story even starts

- a baby dual-wields flintlock pistols and shoots his father, son, grandfather, great nephew, and grandson all at the same time

- a baby would have shot herself if an alien hadn't redirected the bullet by controlling her dog to teleport it into her grandfather who was on a date with a blue bodypillow

- troll will smith played the main character of "Thresh prince of bel-air"

- it has a sequel that is regularly de- and re- canonised

- chess people knowingly blow up every moon shown onscreen

- guy holds flag and immediately two warring factions truce and try to take down the monarchy

- said guy eats chalk