Craziest Thing to Happen in the Comic?

Here's some:

-A pony dies before it is born.

-A ghost merges with a frog and possesses a robot.

-The author's self-insert kisses Rufio from the movie Hook.

-The main antagonist is the fusion between three different characters stuck inside a puppet.

-A grandma dies from a joke book landing on her.

-A furry monologue is referenced in the nightmare of a war veteran.

dude i just finished the comic and even though i loved it i really wanted to see a proper scene of the caliborn fight/fusion outside of masterpiece, that was kind of a bummer for me when i finished it and didn't see that scene

- There are leprechauns who have nine distinct types of romance

- Ben Stiller is crucified upon the Washington monument

- An incel gets a piggyback ride from Shrek

- The Bunny (literally any fact about it's timeline)

- Juggalo religion

There is a character who is a fusion between an AI emulation of a 13 year old boy and an extremely muscular alien who sweats a lot.

>the main character is his own father, but also has a father related by blood, who is also kind of his son, but he's also adopted. He's also the father of his sister and grnadma, the latter of the two also being his mother, but also the daughter of his father

Ectobiology, everybody!

- Two unrelated pieces of information at the start both reference an event over 4000 pages away, despite that being impossible because of temporal mechanics.

- One character is canonically in his favourite movie.

- There is a clown religion based around two gods, and the clown pope is both of them.

- One character (Kankri) canonically has his pants pulled all the way up to his neck at all times.

- Someone is so mad that airplanes exist that you automatically get the bad ending if you bring them up, despite his entire personality being airplanes.

- The only character with a nose has it awkwardly brought up for a random flashback

- The character whose entire personality is the cancer constellation, crabs, carcinogens, and actual cancer is a gemini

- A character contemplates using 12 fridge magnet Ws as Ms

- A character throws a soda can at black-and-yellow stormtrooper holding a bazooka

- The main villain puts candycorn into a game cartridge and it appears in the game

- Toby Fox, creator of undertale, lived in the author of homestuck's basement.

a major villain's rise to power only happens because he was forced to wear a stupid hat

I think the entire thing probably is crazy enough

some bullshit

i feel like you guys are all sleeping on the shit that happens in earth a. with betty crocker and all that

literally anything about the family trees. my friends are always baffled when i tell them about it i feel like they wouldnt believe you lol

So there's this character, right, who is a spirit made out of two other spirits, one of whom is a cat-themed alien and the other is an alternative timeline version of one of the main characters fused with a dead crow that has been impaled on a katana.

During the grand finale, there is a kind of three-cornered fight between three characters who are all partly the same dog. Two of them also have katanas sticking through them. It doesn't seem to hurt.

There is a criminal gang of pool-ball-themed leprechauns.

MS Paint is a character in the comic. (Well, Ms Paint.)

The author gets killed by one of his characters and spends the rest of the story in the afterlife.

There's an oven that's essentially a TARDIS, and it only used twice in the entire comic.

The main character has a child, names them after a reference only he will understand, raises them for a little bit, then abandons them with a Lalonde for three years. This happens twice.

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- multiple characters eat chalk

- one character eats uranium

- a character receives a hammer and sings "zillyhoo" to the start of A lion sleeps tonight

- a character whose house is burning down and whose friend is in mortal danger spends an hour playing the violin

- a character that represents the negative part of the fandom kills the author with a rifle

- the main character's least favourite baking company is owned by his favourite prankster

- the only reason the main character's dad isn't a clown is that his shop was obliterated with a meteor

- multiple main characters are only shown if it is their birthday

- a character creates a computer program that blows up your computer and places a curse on you, everyone you know, and everyone you'll ever meet. in 8 lines.

- the main character hates cake.

- one character's introduction to another is followed by the phrase "beep beep meow"

- a character has 4 legendary weapons before the story even starts

- a baby dual-wields flintlock pistols and shoots his father, son, grandfather, great nephew, and grandson all at the same time

- a baby would have shot herself if an alien hadn't redirected the bullet by controlling her dog to teleport it into her grandfather who was on a date with a blue bodypillow

- troll will smith played the main character of "Thresh prince of bel-air"

- it has a sequel that is regularly de- and re- canonised

- chess people knowingly blow up every moon shown onscreen

- guy holds flag and immediately two warring factions truce and try to take down the monarchy

- said guy eats chalk

Dave's brother runs a campuppet site called "Plush Rump."

Rose's mom had a vacuum cleaner encased in bronze and mounted on a plinth, but you can still plug it in and turn it on.

Web browsers are always named after obscure mythological monsters.

The Trolls have an instant messaenger app that can send messages backwards and forwards through time. Their leader mainly uses this to argue with himself.

Various inanimate objects gain XP from slaying imps, including a safe which dies in battle and ascends to Vaulthalla.

One major character manages to get decapitated on three seperate occasions, two of them by himself.

not THAT insane but. my favourite panel in the entire comic is a chess guy biting a pool guy's entire head off. this both comes out of completely nowhere and is TECHNICALLY somewhat plot relevant?