when youre down on your luck,, and youre down in the dumps,

you need plush rump,, you need plush rump

gotta get some stimulation for your sad blood-pump,,

you need plush rump,, plush rump,,,,

cos those cheeks aint bluffin,,, theyre as pert as hell,

take a fuckton of stuffin to get that swell

like a smuppetberry muffin,, grab on tight and yell

you need plush rump,, plush rump,,,