joan egbert - tfem for john obv lol! me and my friends were watching clone high and though of how much joan and john sound alike and still have that oomf to both of the names!!! :]

dana strider - saw someone on tumblr call dove that and i havent stopped thinking about it...

rene lalonde - a french name. need i say more!!!

jett harley - okay this name i actually stole for myself. LOL!!! but the explanation is both jade and jett are minerals! + jett is just jet with one more t and yknow jade loves doing some robotics :]!!

and for funsies alpha kids that dont have much explanation from me other than that it sounds cool:

jewel english

jody crocker

ryder lalonde

dina strider [working on this one. might consider dash from other commenter here :?]