> APPRENTICE: Use your IMAGINATION and pretend to be the ULTIMATE WIZARD SER WAYNER

The APPRENTICE immediately starts coughing. That amount of smoking, real or imaginary, ain't good for nobody...

> APPRENTICE: Jump out tower window. WIZARD GOD will surely keep you safe.

This is a terrible idea.

This is fucking insane.

This is one their worst ideas.

Do they have no sense of self preservation?

Here they are, the WIZARD'S APPRENTICE.

Falling.

Hopefully there IS a WIZARD GOD.

...

Wow, this tower is tall.

They knew that of course, before jumping out the window.

They could have just used their teleportation pad to the foyer, but no.

Here they fucking are.

WIZARD GOD, is that you?

The WIZARD'S APPRENTICE hopes and wishes it is.

The WIZARD'S APPRENTICE doesn't know if they have a spell to catch them if it isn't.

...

This guy calls the APPRENTICE an idiot.

Aaaaand we're back.

Ow.

So, that guy was no WIZARD GOD, turns out. After hearing his voice, the WIZARD'S APPRENTICE remembers that that guy is their MASTER.

After all of that momentum, we're lucky that they didn't hurt themselves gravely.

Lets take a quick peek at their status.

They have 16 HP and 20 MP, as well as the [PONDERIFICUS] and [TOMFOOLISHNESSITY] buffs.

> APPRENTICE: Ponder the bird

Yeah, maybe if they had a Pheonix that would have been a safer idea.

Again, the APPRENTICE already has the [PONDERIFICUS] buff, and it still does not stack.