In topic: "A Petition for The Slam Jester Badge"

Monday, September 15th, 2025, 3:05 AM4 days ago

OoOoOoH lEtS sLam!


And you should heed this Jam:


Because the time to throw down with a clown in town on the Lam.


He's hiding from a Tank Top Wearing Ultimate Bro-ham.


He fears The Sword and it's ability to cut him right in half.


Because he's only here to Laugh: Just to play a little Gaff.


But The Strider is a Fighter of Highest Narrative Renown


That The Clown gets outta town before The Shades bring The Hammer Down.


There's no 8r8k for the Wicked


There's no Justice to Find.


It's a Timeless Fable Vindicted


Because you're not longer Bl1nd


To the mIrAcLeS just there in the air.


You got a stop and stare: but watch out for The Stair. ):0)

The Real Homestuck?

That's the friends we made along the way!

mIrAcLeS ):0)


https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRealHomestuck/s/2gCp8ku8rH



Gamzee Makara