Hello FRAF (Both users and staff):
I've come here today to propose a new gaff.
The Slam Jester Badge, a mark of good will and rhyme.
For those who would be rappin in here all of the time.
My proposition is this, my friends:
You see a MAD FLOW and recognize no offense
Hit that REPLY button with a clown and a Benz
Just a lil clownly swag to show off to the Masses
That if you step up to The Jesters you'll get knocked on your asses. ):0)
The Real Homestuck?
That's the friends we made along the way!
mIrAcLeS ):0)
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRealHomestuck/s/2gCp8ku8rH
I mean if we got a little forum prose battle trend going on or something that could be awesome
-KeCh
I'll start Slamming
Left and right.
Until every Jester is Jamming:
Nothing but Rhymes in Sight.
If you wanna Slam down:
I'm good to rap every day!
Because even though life gets busy
There's always time to play!
The Real Homestuck?
That's the friends we made along the way!
mIrAcLeS ):0)
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRealHomestuck/s/2gCp8ku8rH
You must jest your best take your illest bars and count em
I just test your zest so don't hold your horse mount em
I slow my flow to contemplate rhymes with horses
I got mo to show treat these rhymes as first courses
My equine prose craving is an illness so chronic
pony up buddy. (their presence is ironic)
-KeCh
You want the realest flow? Well bRoThA, here you go:
Was once a young fat clown until I cut the weight down.
Both the cholesterol and those all makin me frown.
I got isolated in the Urban Jungle:
Because my mind was once such a Bungle.
But a cornered clown turns into a demon:
The ones once all up and laughing are now runnin and screamin!
Because no one really knows what The Jester is schemin
Until someone types the right Command and then Hussie starts revealin
All these mIrAcLeS and beauty that he has been consealin. ):0)
What, you think that was the end?
Nah, there's to many mIrAcLeS to witness, my friend.
We're on the witness stand and you're yelling "OBJECTION!"
But look around, mOtHaHoNkA, I've already spread the infection.
And now I'll spin it with a bit of inflection:
This is a rally cry, not some sort of rejection.
So if you recognize this flow as legit, please don't lie:
And slap a hOnK on a bRoThA tryna throw you a pie ):0)
The Real Homestuck?
That's the friends we made along the way!
mIrAcLeS ):0)
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRealHomestuck/s/2gCp8ku8rH
BuMp BuMp BuMp BuMp
Now for the slow part
I'm an appreciator of Fine Art.
I'm shutting down you bein Smart
Just like they did back at K-Mart.
I hOnK so loud I shake the sky.
That is no lie: I AM that guy.
I howl at the moon to see if it can see me being free.
The Real Homestuck?
That's the friends we made along the way!
mIrAcLeS ):0)
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRealHomestuck/s/2gCp8ku8rH
Awww shit, let's GOOOOo!!
If you wanna slam rhymes then let's mothafuckin wreck it
Pull up to the thread, badges gleamin' cause I 'rep it
kick it with the crew, chosen few, flow's electric
dotted on the line cause this movement here I second!
Cipher on the board, man our commune style-tested
So slant on them stripes, bar for bar, this game's eclectic
OoOoOoH lEtS sLam!
And you should heed this Jam:
Because the time to throw down with a clown in town on the Lam.
He's hiding from a Tank Top Wearing Ultimate Bro-ham.
He fears The Sword and it's ability to cut him right in half.
Because he's only here to Laugh: Just to play a little Gaff.
But The Strider is a Fighter of Highest Narrative Renown
That The Clown gets outta town before The Shades bring The Hammer Down.
There's no 8r8k for the Wicked
There's no Justice to Find.
It's a Timeless Fable Vindicted
Because you're not longer Bl1nd
To the mIrAcLeS just there in the air.
You got a stop and stare: but watch out for The Stair. ):0)
The Real Homestuck?
That's the friends we made along the way!
mIrAcLeS ):0)
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRealHomestuck/s/2gCp8ku8rH
@Gamze
Ain't no 8r8k for the wicked?
Man I throw out rhymes just to kick it!
run up on the flow like i'm 8r8kin heads
writin tomes off the dome; I'm weavin threads
best believe you aint seen what I'm made of yet
echeladdder's small matters; I ain't breakin sweat
Clown's on the town yet I ain't down with no sickness
ain't a motherfuckin miracle I just glide through that slickness
Check-Check it!
Maid of blood and I'll get ya pulse pounding
droppin bars so large y'all be bound in
No crimes just rhymes, so resounding
chain games lock you up 'cause you IMPOUNDED
Yeah, Yeah
Linking chorus to a verse that's the FRAFstar way
Switchin up on the beat call that lunar sway
rock the scene, no dream, like I'll crush ya gate
breahtless waitin on them bars: it's a muhfuckin upd8!!!!
Dappin up my clown while we spittin straight prose
Grinding for a badge hardly anybody knows
It's a honkin blast even if we don't succeed
All I know is it's a blast and that's the truth indeed!
hOnK hOnK hOnk!
It's time for a Clown-Out!
bOnK bOnK bOnK!
These Rhymes Require No Clout!
I'm just a clowny jester man
Building a Terminal with a Plan
To annihilate that Empty Feeling Left Behind
By the Broken Promise of The Homestuck Adventure Game, Redefined!
I've got Irons in The Fire, some here and some there...
I've got a little mIrAcLe hidden EVERYWHERE!
I'm feeling out a new flow
Got Time and no Space to go
Because I'm not livin life
When I am riddled with STRIFE.
So drink water, love life, and remember every day:
The Real Homestuck?
That's the friends we made along the way!
mIrAcLeS ):0)
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRealHomestuck/s/2gCp8ku8rH