hi guys. so i've been recently introduced to the carapacian piss philosophy, but i've made some major findings. i go more indepth in the mspfa discord, but here's what i got

- hearts boxcar traded the ability to pee in order to do that chomp. his kidneys are calcified

- jack noir has excellent pissing range, but poor aim. he has broken many a toilet over this.

- the leprechauns can't pee, but can shit. the shit is like little foam balls

- doc scratch CAN piss and shit though. but his little foam ball shits have blood inside. he needs a colonoscopy