You want the realest flow? Well bRoThA, here you go:
Was once a young fat clown until I cut the weight down.
Both the cholesterol and those all makin me frown.
I got isolated in the Urban Jungle:
Because my mind was once such a Bungle.
But a cornered clown turns into a demon:
The ones once all up and laughing are now runnin and screamin!
Because no one really knows what The Jester is schemin
Until someone types the right Command and then Hussie starts revealin
All these mIrAcLeS and beauty that he has been consealin. ):0)
What, you think that was the end?
Nah, there's to many mIrAcLeS to witness, my friend.
We're on the witness stand and you're yelling "OBJECTION!"
But look around, mOtHaHoNkA, I've already spread the infection.
And now I'll spin it with a bit of inflection:
This is a rally cry, not some sort of rejection.
So if you recognize this flow as legit, please don't lie:
And slap a hOnK on a bRoThA tryna throw you a pie ):0)
The Real Homestuck?
That's the friends we made along the way!
mIrAcLeS ):0)
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