> Your friend's shipping opinions in general are far too advanced and difficult for your casual (and as she tells you frankly sophomoric) tastes but to summarize, she ships the dark hair guy with the blonde guy.

The dark hair guy is dressed in green. The blonde guy is dressed in orange.

Even when he tries to pretend like he's moved on, it's so transparently not the case that echoes of it even bleed into his created species' media, good grief.