Upd8 thread 9/8/25

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Monday, September 8th, 2025, 8:14 PM10 days ago



thank you for all the submissions! this is the first batch of submission page updates.


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Mr. Foods
Monday, September 8th, 2025, 8:23 PM10 days ago

so is this a trait specific to nymphs or can all evolved ectoalchemy creatures do this


also kind of a downgrade here, going back to normal boring alchemy and not the hip, cool SBURB alchemy.

like yeah you combined 3 atoms of gold with potassium-dioxythermohydrate and were able to superheat it to 3 million kelvin with your weird eye magic. big whoop.



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Monday, September 8th, 2025, 8:25 PM10 days ago

Very fun upd8! I’m always a sucker for the age-old MSPA joke of ”’>Do this’…’You already did that!’”

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Monday, September 8th, 2025, 8:43 PM10 days ago

I love the reader commands so much! It really gives the classic feel of reading the comic for the first time again.

i'm fujoshing out

recalcitrantAmalgam
Monday, September 8th, 2025, 8:44 PM10 days ago



I guess I was right the Satyrs are Uma Musume-esque Horse people...And some of them might have horns like from unicorns perhaps...? This is the original box set image that I was able to quickly find, so it looks like them being in Black and White might also have to do with them being Satyrs...? Perhaps???? idk.


I am grasping at straws lol. For all I know Satyrs look completely different or something XD I wonder if who has horns on this box set matches or something, like if the characters have powers? I have never seen DN Angel before so idk.




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elegantSpinstress
Monday, September 8th, 2025, 9:02 PM10 days ago

Good update. Felt a bit short but at least we got some interesting details. I was really surprised by the anime box with what's most likely Satyrs. People have already theorized that they'd be unicorn-like so I guess they were right after all, not that I'm complaining.

I'm not sure if the Uni-Nymph will end up any relevance at all but I'd be glad if they did. The Signless lore was some of the coolest things about Alternia and I'm hoping that Deltritus Nymph/Satyr lore doesn't get trashed too quickly because of Sburb.

Also, wow, I was expecting this thread to get a little more activity.

And that's about it.

Monday, September 8th, 2025, 9:02 PM10 days ago

Time to abuse the hell out of this panel in comment sections:




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elegantSpinstress
Monday, September 8th, 2025, 9:23 PM10 days ago

cant wait until the magical ponies cutiemark reveal


swag


Monday, September 8th, 2025, 9:27 PM10 days ago

wonder if CC is going to be ly'lac's shipper friend..........?????

tavvy
Monday, September 8th, 2025, 9:39 PM10 days ago

Satyrs being Umamusume X MLP horse species is about what I expected. And they're subtly dirkjake as well. Odd, odd species

Buzz Buzz.

AnnieBee43
Monday, September 8th, 2025, 9:47 PM10 days ago

omgsomgsomgs im dead i am deceased aaa (nevv pfp yay)

vvaovv

MsEpic64
Monday, September 8th, 2025, 10:01 PM10 days ago

The DN ANGEL refernce kill me of lauther XD

Why hate when we can love and play video games with each other?<3<3<3<3

Laura Castrillon
Monday, September 8th, 2025, 10:03 PM10 days ago

I HAVE TO MAKE A FAN CHARACTER I’LL BE BACK

— matpat

matthew
Monday, September 8th, 2025, 10:46 PM10 days ago

Im guessing her shipping friend is CC? still so excited to meet her.


I love the little details of the symbols appearing on her body when she does alchemy.


And the satyrs.... i hope their designs are a little more unique when we see them and this is just, yknow, they look a lil generic bc it's just an edit of some anime characters lol


With how short the updates are I hope we get another one soon, but this is fun! :)

Blueberry Lunascratch
Monday, September 8th, 2025, 10:51 PM10 days ago

short but cute update! i really liked it :)

i will figure out a good signature. Eventually.

Tuesday, September 9th, 2025, 0:42 AM10 days ago

Ok I am back. I'm not going to lie, at first I assumed satyrs will be goat people? Then again, I shouldn't be that surprised; Trolls don't look like draw bridge trolls, and nymphs don't look like magic human women, so lmaooo. I completely forgot that horses are like, one of the main reoccurring animals in Homestuck too. So of course they'd be horses! That's awesome :]

— matpat

matthew
Tuesday, September 9th, 2025, 1:13 AM10 days ago

Cutie marks for the satyrs would be very fun, but I wonder where they would go. Tramp stamp is the ideal but idk if constant ass shots is something the comic would commit itself to... maybe they'd be shoulder tats like Dirk has

The success of a paradigm may not be for the reasons it claims (i.e. accurate description of the world). This is good.

"Malo" is fine
Tuesday, September 9th, 2025, 2:15 AM10 days ago

re: msepic64
I was going to change mine to that panel too but the website keeps giving me an error on the profile edit page lol. Will try again tomorrow

And that's about it.

Tuesday, September 9th, 2025, 2:17 AM10 days ago

FIRST LOOK AT SATYRS WAS COOL! IM DIGGING THEM TOO BuT IM CuRIOuS IF BEING BLACK AND WHITE IS A *THING* FOR THEIR SPECIES OR JuST HOW THE ANIME LOOKS.

Sincerely, rupaul superfans

undyingUmbrage
Tuesday, September 9th, 2025, 5:04 AM10 days ago

I hope whoever suggested the uni-nymph thing is reaping all the clout they deserve for inspiring so much conversation today. LOL

>eats somewhere other than olive garden once

>fucking dies

JakeMorph
Tuesday, September 9th, 2025, 6:31 AM10 days ago

> Your friend's shipping opinions in general are far too advanced and difficult for your casual (and as she tells you frankly sophomoric) tastes but to summarize, she ships the dark hair guy with the blonde guy.


The dark hair guy is dressed in green. The blonde guy is dressed in orange.


Even when he tries to pretend like he's moved on, it's so transparently not the case that echoes of it even bleed into his created species' media, good grief.

And will we let the fire go out?

Is this the end for them now?

Sunken ship that has long gone down

Will we let the fire go.. out?

—DirkJake in memoriam

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