In topic: "I have a theory... a JUNE theory!!"

Saturday, September 6th, 2025, 11:42 PM12 days ago

I thought I was so clever for figuring out that the table was Death's board game table (in particular it's where the characters play the Game of Life, which feels super thematically relevant to Candy cus it waz all about taking Ace Dick on a dubiously-relevant side quest where he got married, had kids etc. while the other characters actually pushed the plot forward), but I never picked up on the schema pumpkin at all!! Really great catch!!!


There've been a lot of things going on in Beyond Canon that have made me think about characters transforming into zombies or other ghoulies: the nymphs are surrounded by all sorts of necromancy and metamorphosis imagery (GC is Rose, who went grimdark; AA is Aradia, the ghost; and CC is Kanaya, a vampire), and we now know they like to eat the corpses of dead parents wherever they find them; plus Ly'lac's denizen is the Ancient Egyptian Set, who famously cut up his brother Osiris only

>eats somewhere other than olive garden once

>fucking dies

JakeMorph