@ the people mentioning quest bed/god tier bed sheets, those used to exist! they were sold on the welovefine website about a decade ago. i believe the aspects they had were time/space/breath/light/mind/heart iirc. they're impossible to find nowadays though, and i do think it would be really neat to bring them back.

i'd LOVE a replica of the chess set shown in [S] WV?: Rise up. also lusus plushies, a spirograph necklace, jade's squiddle lunchtop as a real lunchbox, any sort of midnight crew/the felt merch. i could probably name a million more things i just want all the homestuck merch Ever