Dream Homestuck Merch?

literally anything meowrails. i would kill for meowrails merch... otherwise i would really love shirts/hoodies/sweaters with stitched on details and stuff like that, just anything that isnt screen print because i never end up wearing those out of fear they'll get ruined in the wash :'v just something with higher quality/durability, even if its expensive, would be nice to see

I would love if there were more Homestuck Figures. I personally love the original beta kid figures and would love to see some figures of the other characters. (dreaming of a vriska and eridan figure one day..)

I want the kids actual items/weapons that would be a cool thing to buy...i COULD make them but come on...i want to own a ginormous shittily colored hammer </3

quest bed bedsheets... XD okay maybe not but i would legitimately love some homestuck themed bed stuff or curtains yk? like jades bedspread or something... you see my vision. or prospit/derse stuff!! oooh....

skaia nightlight i would never use but it would be very cute

calliope plush

anyways this entire thread feels like a fucking monkeys paw with spindleroo coming in... lol i hope that when the INEVITABLE merchwave comes itll be interesting stuff! i dont really keep up with hazbin stuff so im not sure what they usually produce.

FRAF binder

I dont even need a binder but I had this merch idea since day one. one million boondollar idea

Ok serious answer I would like a print collection like the Scott Pilgrim 20th Anniversary Print Collections. It can be panels from the comics, or cool art by diff artists. And just like the SP Print Collection, in each set you get an extra poster thats randomized in every box. I think that would be neat.

Artbook... I know it'd be really hard given the structure of the Homestuck art team but artbook

The chess set of Calliope and Caliborn. The piece designs are quite unique (with the knights being the heads of mating-form cherubs and the rooks being shaped like the top of the godtier clock), and the fact that the pieces are red and green has ancient historical precedent too.

some nonstandard merch would be cool.... i don't really have any specific ideas [other than very much agreeing on the replica weapons note from earlier in the thread lolol] but ive always been a fan of the ghildos and joywave air fresheners of the merch world over just another tshirt. my homestuck tarot cards r a treasured possession. rip forfansbyfans

I want to see a makeup colla8 REALLY 8AD. I wasted a good year or so of my life hunting for the perfect #005682-#004182 (if you know which hex code is which I know what you fucking are.) lipstick and I still don't really have one, the 8est I've got is like... 8lending together an indigo with a Kiko Milano neon 8lue shade that doesn't look really good. Most days I just wear a 8lue lip stain which isn't really the right color, it's too dark and indigo-toned.

Imagine if they had products in all of the hemospectrum colors for cosplayers and insane trolls such as myself. Imagine!!!!!!!! I've 8een using an Ur8an Decay single eyeshadow as 8lush and it's not the right color and it's fucking glittery. (I don't know what I was thinking when I 8ought a shimmer to use as 8lush I was fucking stupid).

I o8viously know how unreasona8le that is though. Colla8s usually entail more like - and I don't know if I'm accidentally thinking of one specific 8rand here, may8e Colourpop? - one or two eyeshadow palettes and then a few other products in a very limited shade range, usually just one darker shade and one lighter shade. I think for a Homestuck colla8 this could play out as a troll-themed side of the collection and a kid-themed side of the collection.

One eyeshadow palette with rain8ow colors, yellows, reds, 8lacks, and then another one with lighter and 8righter colors for the kids. Chainsaw-themed lipstick. May8e a shade or two of those TikTok gimmicky highlighters that you can see from the goddamn moon. I can see cosplay-oriented stuff (grey found8ion...) coming out in such a collection if it was with a smaller 8rand, 8ut like. If they somehow managed to work with an actual 8rand on it then I think it would just 8e vaguely Homestuck themed makeup. And yes, I know none of that is ever going to come out 8ecause no one in their right mind would 8uy it. Can you tell this is my special interest?

Also, some utterly ridiculous 24k gold la8u8u type shit. Aspect themed engagement rings or something. Something that's 8oth legendary and em8arassing to own.

idk if it counts as merch but i would lose my shit if there was a full orchestral concert where they played homestuck music. I would definitely get tickets (if i could get there) and buy a recording.

Bags, stickers, pins and similar things that can be attached to daily use objects are always a great idea for merch but a "Dream Merch Item", no limits, blue sky thinking? Either Vinyl records of some of the classic hits, perhaps a colour coded four disk series even or wall scrolls.

Nepeta's hat would probably sell out before the announcement of it had it's digital ink dry

I'll second the makeup and cosmetics idea but anything of that nature would probably take alot of collaboration

Official phone cases also seem a popular suggestion in the aggregate.

Not only have I had the idea of Homestuck Vinyl Soundtrack Collection in my head for a good year now, but I have EVERYTHING visualized, despite it probably never happening. Tracklisting, sleeve art, number of records (8), record designs and color themes, the fucking booklet that comes with the collection that lists full credits and some blurb about what the fuck Homestuck is (and what a vinyl record is too), the pricing, the individual record purchases, the bonus preorder CD of Mobius Trip!!!!

I don't even fucking OWN a record player! I've never listened to an actual vinyl record in my short life, but I WANT TO! And if it's an 8-disc-set collection of Homestuck's soundtrack then I fucking WILL!!!!!

sbahj panties/thongs/boxers akin to the dogshit genre of wearing a hoodie with moaning anime women but instead of that it's sbahj panels. do you see my vision

ANYTHING CALIBORN RELATED. BuT IM A TAD BIASED. ARENT I?

IVE ALWAYS BEEN OBSESSED WITH THE IDEA OF GOD TIER BED SHEETS. I WOuLD TRY TO GET A DOOM ONCE SINCE MY CLASSPECT IS PRINCE OF DOOM BuT IF THEY WOuLD ONLY WANT TO DO THE BETA KIDS I'D GO WITH TIME PROBABLY. (LORD OF TIME FuCK YEAH!). GIVE ME THE BLANKEEEEEETTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! I THINK A HuSSIE OR HSBC ART BOOK WOuLD BE SOMETHING I WOuLD BE INTERESTED IN.

REALISTICALLY I WILL PROBABLY CONSuME ANY HOMESTuCK MERCH. I LOVE MY SLOP AFTER ALL.

@ the people mentioning quest bed/god tier bed sheets, those used to exist! they were sold on the welovefine website about a decade ago. i believe the aspects they had were time/space/breath/light/mind/heart iirc. they're impossible to find nowadays though, and i do think it would be really neat to bring them back.

i'd LOVE a replica of the chess set shown in [S] WV?: Rise up. also lusus plushies, a spirograph necklace, jade's squiddle lunchtop as a real lunchbox, any sort of midnight crew/the felt merch. i could probably name a million more things i just want all the homestuck merch Ever

intermission stuff... anything... pleas

re: Marquice Collab with Sunset Makeup for an official troll gray... Lol. I've also seen a fair amount of ads from SpicyCatCrafts with Homestuck horns, although not many of the biggest. Especially with a pilot coming out I could totally see them getting some sort of collab or boost- Their shop already hosts a lot of Hellaverse horns, so that's a pretty neat coincidence.

A plush Mayor. Obviously. Comfot him when he nearly falls into lava! Sleep sound beneath his gaze of civic responsibilities! Also, he's topical what with the whole "no kings" thing.

I'd love it if they did a series of character sticker sheets. With the huge cast of characters and the sheer number of redesigns, they'd never run out of material. Digital Circus has them, Vast Error has them, so why not Homestuck? (I count stickers as "interior decoration" for budget purposes, so I can splash out on them.)

I'm a board game nerd, so I second the Cherub chess set. Here's a leftfield idea: a Midnight Crew v/s Felt board game. It'd be an asymetric war game, like Hnefetafl or Thud, only with a special move for each piece.

also hear me out what if they made the karkat labubu and vriska lafufu real