I want to see a makeup colla8 REALLY 8AD. I wasted a good year or so of my life hunting for the perfect #005682-#004182 (if you know which hex code is which I know what you fucking are.) lipstick and I still don't really have one, the 8est I've got is like... 8lending together an indigo with a Kiko Milano neon 8lue shade that doesn't look really good. Most days I just wear a 8lue lip stain which isn't really the right color, it's too dark and indigo-toned.

Imagine if they had products in all of the hemospectrum colors for cosplayers and insane trolls such as myself. Imagine!!!!!!!! I've 8een using an Ur8an Decay single eyeshadow as 8lush and it's not the right color and it's fucking glittery. (I don't know what I was thinking when I 8ought a shimmer to use as 8lush I was fucking stupid).

I o8viously know how unreasona8le that is though. Colla8s usually entail more like - and I don't know if I'm accidentally thinking of one specific 8rand here, may8e Colourpop? - one or two eyeshadow palettes and then a few other products in a very limited shade range, usually just one darker shade and one lighter shade. I think for a Homestuck colla8 this could play out as a troll-themed side of the collection and a kid-themed side of the collection.

One eyeshadow palette with rain8ow colors, yellows, reds, 8lacks, and then another one with lighter and 8righter colors for the kids. Chainsaw-themed lipstick. May8e a shade or two of those TikTok gimmicky highlighters that you can see from the goddamn moon. I can see cosplay-oriented stuff (grey found8ion...) coming out in such a collection if it was with a smaller 8rand, 8ut like. If they somehow managed to work with an actual 8rand on it then I think it would just 8e vaguely Homestuck themed makeup. And yes, I know none of that is ever going to come out 8ecause no one in their right mind would 8uy it. Can you tell this is my special interest?

Also, some utterly ridiculous 24k gold la8u8u type shit. Aspect themed engagement rings or something. Something that's 8oth legendary and em8arassing to own.