In topic: "there is a pigeon taking a nap on my window"
Friday, August 22nd, 2025, 0:50 PM — 2 months ago
Your name is PIGEON SLEUTH. You are one of the best Pigeon Sleuths in the city. You need to leave your office. The door is locked.
PS: Take KEY. Shoot lock out with KEY.
No, that would disturb the pigeon!
PS: Climb out of window
No, that would disturb the pigeon!
PS: Phone for help
No, that would disturb the pigeon!
got bandersnatches? i,uh, can handle that for you,
