Jade English is probably fine as hell but unfortunately we don't see her so that's hard to say.

John Crocker is just Jake Harley again, who has moderate swag but I wouldn't call "fine." Though, he does get points for being the only one with a full sprite (albeit a dead one)

Rose & Dave are the two contenders, even if they've only been seen in silhouettes. Between the two, it's probably objectively Rose but I think Alpha Dave is historically funnier so imma go with him instead.