for me personally dadbert is the most attractive physically and personally wise.
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i mean dave's bro is literally opposing forces beyond human comprehencion, and he still beats them with style
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Jade English is probably fine as hell but unfortunately we don't see her so that's hard to say.
John Crocker is just Jake Harley again, who has moderate swag but I wouldn't call "fine." Though, he does get points for being the only one with a full sprite (albeit a dead one)
Rose & Dave are the two contenders, even if they've only been seen in silhouettes. Between the two, it's probably objectively Rose but I think Alpha Dave is historically funnier so imma go with him instead.
John Crocker.
I must get out of here. I must get free and in this mind is the key. -Agent Smith, The Matrix
well you know my opinions on my own image