In topic: "Official list of butch Homestuck characters"

Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 0:07 AM1 day ago

ADDRESSING USERNAME "junedave"

As a respectable owner of three carabiners, I will address thee with honor, accepting a debate. But I will bring my gun with me.


I grant not the title of butch based on aesthetics or garment choice. The pants make not the butch. It is the swagger, it is the attitude. It is how they treat the femmes, and the other butches. It's what they mouth do.


Jane Crocker is not a butch, or a futch, nor a femme for that matter. She is a different category entirely: the "never found out I was gay and just think every girl looks at boobs as much as me" category. Perhaps one day, or in the universe where Cottoncandy is canon, we'll see thy vision become reality. As for now, I shall keep my opinion. Becuz my opinions are final.


I will also be taking your carabiners away. This is a robbery.

-- The Butch

Margot Kix