In topic: "How would a hypothetical session of Sburb featuring your favorite fandom go?"

Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 6:59 AM2 days ago


i've been needing an excuse to put this somewhere on the internet, so thanks for the opportunity! ^_^ i've always wondered how a SBURB session would go with the cast of Red Vs Blue considering they're not very...apt at anything besides fighting and talking LOL

RED TEAM:

Sarge: Prince of Time - Derse Dreamer

Donut: Rouge of Blood - Prospit Dreamer

Simmons: Mage of Light - Derse Dreamer

Grif: Heir of Space - Prospit Dreamer


BLUES:

Church: Thief of Rage - Derse Dreamer

Tucker: Page of Heart - Derse Dreamer

Caboose: Knight of Breath - Prospit Dreamer

Kaikaina: Witch of Hope - Prospit Dreamer


Doc and O'Malley are the cherubs! Doc (Life) representing the good and O'Malley (Doom) representing the evil and Lopez takes the role of Hal. the Freelancers are trolls, but it'd make this post waaaaay to long to list out what I think all of their blood colors are. the new republic soldiers are the equivalent of the alpha/B2 kids

Simmons is the only one actually trying to figure out how the game works so he can cheat and rank up faster than everyone else, the others are attempting to guess and brute force their way through it - Sarge and Grif are forced to work together at Simmons insistence. i think their session is pretty done for, considering Grif and Sarge's inability to get along + Grif would rush the frog breeding process and fuck it up. Donut progresses along pretty nicely and works with Simmons. Similar to the trolls - they're in competition with the "other team" even though they all reside in the same session.

Caboose, somehow is the first to God Tier, probably because he's the only one who wouldn't overthink it, all of them definitely either do not speak to their denizen or try killing them.(sarge finds a way, somehow...) Church and Tucker are intrigued by the idea of leveling up and end up turning it into a rivalry amongst themselves - Kai & Donut have a blast alchemizing stuff. the actual "big bads" of their session are the agents of chrovos :P

now i wanna go write pesterlogs for all of them...

I must get out of here. I must get free and in this mind is the key. -Agent Smith, The Matrix

fritz (^_^)