One of my absolute favorite things about Homestuck is the world building and the concept of the game. I wanna hear what everyone's hypothetical sessions would be like across different fandoms. What are your favorite characters, what would their classpects be and would they succeed in their session? How would things play out?
Personally, to answer my own question, I think one of my biggest interests is Devil May Cry, and I classpected the main cast:
(Dante- Rogue of Blood
Vergil- Prince of Time (IN ADDENDUM. BECAUSE I FEEL THE NEED TO ADD IT: I know he fits a prince of heart narrative well, but I like to give V the heart classpect, since he is literally meant to be a reflection of his true soul/intentions. Time players, according to official lore: "are fundamentally incapable of just accepting things as they come. They value action over passive acceptance, even if that may not be the wisest or safest choice." and i think this fits Vergil, especially on account of DMC 5 he learns what he needs to accept about himself. If he were to play the game after these events, he would need to learn something else- as his attempts at gaining power continue in lore of other things, such as Teppen lol.)
Nero- Heir of Hope
Nico- Witch of Space
Trish- Maid of Rage
Lady- Mage of Mind
V- Seer of Heart
Kyrie: Sylph of Life
Credo- Knight of Doom)
I think Dante and Vergil try to speedrun god tiering and only start the game because Vergil finds out there's a way to gain power from this. I think the session revolves around fixing Vergil and Dante's crazy ass and impulsive decisions caused by the two of them fighting. :]
i've been needing an excuse to put this somewhere on the internet, so thanks for the opportunity! ^_^ i've always wondered how a SBURB session would go with the cast of Red Vs Blue considering they're not very...apt at anything besides fighting and talking LOL
RED TEAM:
Sarge: Prince of Time - Derse Dreamer
Donut: Rouge of Blood - Prospit Dreamer
Simmons: Mage of Light - Derse Dreamer
Grif: Heir of Space - Prospit Dreamer
BLUES:
Church: Thief of Rage - Derse Dreamer
Tucker: Page of Heart - Derse Dreamer
Caboose: Knight of Breath - Prospit Dreamer
Kaikaina: Witch of Hope - Prospit Dreamer
Doc and O'Malley are the cherubs! Doc (Life) representing the good and O'Malley (Doom) representing the evil and Lopez takes the role of Hal. the Freelancers are trolls, but it'd make this post waaaaay to long to list out what I think all of their blood colors are. the new republic soldiers are the equivalent of the alpha/B2 kids
Simmons is the only one actually trying to figure out how the game works so he can cheat and rank up faster than everyone else, the others are attempting to guess and brute force their way through it - Sarge and Grif are forced to work together at Simmons insistence. i think their session is pretty done for, considering Grif and Sarge's inability to get along + Grif would rush the frog breeding process and fuck it up. Donut progresses along pretty nicely and works with Simmons. Similar to the trolls - they're in competition with the "other team" even though they all reside in the same session.
Caboose, somehow is the first to God Tier, probably because he's the only one who wouldn't overthink it, all of them definitely either do not speak to their denizen or try killing them.(sarge finds a way, somehow...) Church and Tucker are intrigued by the idea of leveling up and end up turning it into a rivalry amongst themselves - Kai & Donut have a blast alchemizing stuff. the actual "big bads" of their session are the agents of chrovos :P
now i wanna go write pesterlogs for all of them...
I must get out of here. I must get free and in this mind is the key. -Agent Smith, The Matrix
one time I drew all the Limbus Company sinners with classpects considering there's 12 of them which fits very well, some of them are stretches also I made it before Canto 8 came out shrugs
I feel like they would struggle lots but in my theoretical AU I will never write, Dante, Charon, and Vergilius are like exiles and they help from behind the scenes. I do have their lunar sway but it's just based on the team they were on in Hell's Chicken (Gregor's team is Derse and Ryoshu's is Prospit) which like makes sense cuz that's how it worked for the trolls where it was just based on if they were blue team or red team. Also it's easy and some of these are stretches already I don't wanna think about lunar sway and fitting them into two equal teams when they did that for me already.