You find yourself in a completely dark room, coming to just as you hear the door behind you lock. You are not bound to anything, but you can tell your wrists and ankles were bound with rope recently. A quick search of your pockets reveals you have no items on your person - ones that would help you see or otherwise.
You're not really sure about anything that's going on right now. All you know is that something in this room reeks. Your SCHNOZOMETER is going nuts.
SCHNOZOMETER:
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SCHNOZOMETER RATING: R.A.N.K (REALLY ABSOLUTELY NOT KEEN ON SMELLING THIS ANYMORE)
Oh yeah. That, and the obvious...

How are you gonna get out of this mess?