Please help, my mouse is dieing and I can find them.
I understand All of the time travel in Homestuck. All of it.

I’m not sure if mice can digest batteries? Try taking it to the vet.
This is some straight up delirious biznasty, Dawg!!![]()
I'm sorry to hear that!
I myself have had some trouble of the mouse-adjacent variety.
I was installing Linux on my laptop because Michaelsoft dropped support for windows 10 and I somehow permanently disabled my trackpad in the process. Coming at you from a USB-Trackball mouse.
I wish you great fortune in your pointing-device-hardware-maintenance.
Consider cannibalizing the batteries in vulnerable electronic knicknacks?
The technique is to use hot oil to elicit a response
This was entirely a shitpost.
I understand All of the time travel in Homestuck. All of it.

At least your mouse isn’t welded to the desk
This is some straight up delirious biznasty, Dawg!!![]()