My headcanon is that there are still random troll ghosts wandering the Furthest Ring, hassling players from other sessions in their sleep.
got bandersnatches? i,uh, can handle that for you,
Sollux developed (troll) Balatro on Earth C, that's how he can afford his lifestyle
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The name "Karkat Vantas" is the troll equivalent of "John Smith". I just think itd be funny if karkats name is just made for trolls that alternia cant identify
Come to think of it, who NAMES the trolls? I mean, lusii can't talk, and they just kinda come up out of the ground after their trials. Do they just name themselves?
I understand All of the time travel in Homestuck. All of it.
you know the jurgen leitner rant? where someone just loses their absolute shit over some old fuck who collects books in hit podcast the magnus archives? i imagine if karkat listened to tma he'd do the leitner rant, get to the leitner appearance, and immediately quit listening
Troll breasts are venom sacs. They're largely vestigial to modern trolls, though
Spades Slick is a butch lesbian 2k25 (Big Felt doesn't want you to know)
i love that ur half joking lulz
s(he's) (bro)ken
> RE: intermission
> SPADES: Don't let him backtalk you like that.
Everyone has autism, dipshit, you say to HEARTS BOXCARS. It came free with your fucking being a CARAPACIAN.
HEARTS agrees, but only because you started yelling.
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THERES A FEW ME AND MY FRIENDS HAVE COME uP WITH THAT ARE EINSTEINICAL!
-JuNE TAKES HRT VIA TOBLERONE
-HuSSIE IS RADIOACTIVE AND ONLY CARIPACIANS+CHERuBS CAN BE NEAR HIM
-FEFERI LOVES APPLESAuCE
-KANAYA LOVES FAMILY GuY
-JAKE ENGLISH/JADE HARLEY LIVE IN SAMOA
-WHEN SOLLuX GOES BLIND, TEREZI HELPS HIM TO LEARN HOW TO uSE HIS OTHER SENSES. TEREZI LIKES TO LICK STuFF WHILE SOLLuX MOSTLY SNIFFS STuFF TO SEE.
Sincerely, rupaul superfans
my crack headcanon is that rose is a closeted sonic fan and her favorite game is sonic 06
i don't know if it says anywhere that Rose attended school, i'm guessing no but if she did - i don't think she would do any homework/attend class. shes a chronic ditcher with abysmal grades as a form of rebellion. Mom probably thought about 'grounding' her but considering the world was going to end, she just unenrolled her. :P
I must get out of here. I must get free and in this mind is the key. -Agent Smith, The Matrix
