the OFFICIALLY-NOT-OFFICIAL "Jude Harley is FedoraFreak" Theory Thread

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Friday, October 24th, 2025, 8:19 PM10 days ago

EVIDENCE:


1. TIMELINE


Jude Harley seems to be around 10-13 during the events of Hiveswap, making him be around 25-28 years old, the perfect age to be both a serious business man and a hardcore gamer


2. CONNECTIONS TO SKAIANET


It is shown in Hiveswap that Roxy Lalonde was Jude and Joey's babysitter, is it really that absurd to believe that years after the events of the game that Roxy could have landed him a gig at the company she works at (and one that would probably need a lot of serious business men)?


3. OBSESSION WITH URINE


Jude is shown to have several jars of piss in his treehouse, in which he wouldn't hesitate to drink, and in one of his only pesterlogs FedoraFreak says that he "consumed final swallow of carefully rationed urine". COINCIIDENCE???????


4. IT WOULD BE COOL


I think it would be really cool to have a really solid link between the events of Homestuck and the characters of Hiveswap


Thoughts? Opinions? Threats? Tell me what you think!

Johnpeta No.1 Fan
Friday, October 24th, 2025, 8:52 PM10 days ago

Makes more sense than I thought it would clicking onto this thread. The piss evidence is genuinely really good, and you can quote me on that. Definitely plausible.

slothArmy
Friday, October 24th, 2025, 9:33 PM10 days ago

What's the pre-existing fedorafreak-skaianet connection? Am I forgetting something

Friday, October 24th, 2025, 9:37 PM10 days ago

I'm pretty sure they talk about alchemy & they're just generally shown (or,, stated?) to be in the Medium.

I understand All of the time travel in Homestuck. All of it.

Pat the M
Friday, October 24th, 2025, 9:54 PM10 days ago

"What's the pre-existing fedorafreak-skaianet connection? Am I forgetting something"

there is nothing connecting FedoraFreak and Skaianet, but there also isn't anything deconnecting FedoraFreak and Skaianet, so who knooooooows

Johnpeta No.1 Fan
Friday, October 24th, 2025, 11:06 PM10 days ago

Then. Why did you make a section about "connection to skaianet" as if figuring out how Jude could connect to Skaianet would mean something for fedorafreak.


I don't get it!!

Saturday, October 25th, 2025, 2:29 AM10 days ago

I mean, Skaianet probably owns Serious Business, given their reach… it wouldn’t be out of the question.

This is some straight up delirious biznasty, Dawg!!

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