(yes I'm doing this shit again the first draft was shitty, but I assure you this one isn't that good either)
Your name is ALIYIA QUORNI.
You live in a FANCY ASS dorm room with your FANCY ASS roommate. You have a FANCY ASS MIRROR in the corner of your FANCY ASS side of the room. Every now and then, you decide to peer into the ENDLESS DEPTHS it shows. After all, alicorns, or aliquorns, are ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL. Especially INDIGO BLOODED ONES. (Inherited your distant father's genes, I guess?)
You got two big quite familiar olive-blooded horns on the side of your head respectively. In the middle, there’s an arrow shaped horn. Three horns. YESSSS. Because of these three horns, you look like an ALIQUORN. YESSSSS. Speaking of looks, you like to dress CUTELY. Pink dresses, rainbow overalls, shit like that. You got some fake angel wings in the back of your ABLUTION TRAP.
Okay now why the hell would you put that there.
People that turn up their nose at your GLAMOROUS FASHION don’t understand!! THEY NEVER DO!!
Eh, your distant parents? What about them? They’re just EQUIUS ZAHHAK and NEPETA LEIJON. They live as sprites you have conveniently placed in this cool gem. Don’t ask me how that contradicts with the SWEET GLORIOUS CANON, I’m just an idiot.
Your trolltag is aliquornsAvantgarde and you love <--spread1ng THE L0LZZ!!-->
What will you do?
