RUMPLERS OF FRUITYDALE

> Lupin the 2st
> Half-elf
> Thief

fuck yes

NAME: jelly pete
SPECIES: roast elf
CLASS: funnymancer

NAME: Incendible

SPECIES: Bug Girl

CLASS: Flame Juggler

name: Crinkle

species: blasphemy mantis

class: spoiler

i can come up with something better actually

> NAME: CHUMPMEYER
> SPECIES: REANIMATED TRAINING DUMMY
> CLASS: PROFESSIONAL HIT-TAKER

Your name is CHUMPMEYER. You are a FUNNYMANCER, and your GOOFS AND GAFFS delight everyone you meet. You are a BUG GIRL, which gives you certain BUG-RELATED abilities.

What do you do?

> CHUMPMEYER: Read the sign

You read the SIGN.

"HERE BE LIONS

BEWARE!"

So the sign says...

> CHUMPMEYER: Grab that torch to fend off the lions

Chumpmeyer: Check southern wall for secrets and tricks

Chumpmeyer: Check stats.

You take the TORCH off of the wall. Since you are a FUNNYMANCER and not, say, a FLAME JUGGLER, you can't actually do too much fending with it.

You decide to store it within your INVENTORY for now.

Chumpmeyer: save game

Here are your STATS. Also, your INV tab is stained black. You got some ink on it earlier.

Breakdown:

PUNT: How hard your PHYSICAL HITS are.

WITS: How strong your MAGICAL SKILLS (GOOFs in your case) are.

LEGS: How strong your legs are. Defensive stat.

HAND: How nimble your hands are.

CHIT: (BUG GIRL EXCLUSIVE) Defense provided by your CHITINOUS EXOSKELETON.

Being a BUG GIRL gives you the special BUGTECH, COMPOUND EYES. Neat!

You can't SAVE right now. There's no save point!

Chumpmeyer: retrieve torch and light sign ablaze

Chumpmeyer: inspect SUMN tab!

>Chumpmeyer: GOOF it up

You check the SUMN tab. This tab lists all available SUMMONS. SUMMONS are the spirits of POWERFUL MONSTERS and HEROES that you can use in combat.

You don't have any right now.

You are now GOOFING OFF.