Official Names taken so far (potential HSBC spoilers beware)

ive replied to like 2 other threads about my username but i cant help be proud of it... and surprised because i signed up quite late i think? a win for jacknoir official nonetheless

challenging my freudian schisms by making big cartoon telescope eyes of ly'lacian propensity at rosebot (the character) because i was presumably raised by a robot

but yeah the moment i got onto this shit i knew i had to make a gnosticism reference + being a seer of light + vaguely leftist shit so i was like "hey the panopticon is a horrible abuse of imprisoned populations, and panoptic means all seeing, and i can make a gnostic joke by spelling it 'panGnopticon' and also like bam references that im pan"

and i didnt think about kinning one of the discreet homestucks out of their namesake because im not cool enough to be that kind of visionary

or i guess i would not be doing the eyes because otherwise i would merely be submitting to freudian schisms

@jacknoir

what do you. mean. of course. you got it. that is. your name. on real life. okay?

@skeletonmetal

currently setting up 10000 bots to rob @jacknoir of all potential accounts with his namesake so i can make this comment inaccurate /joke

nobody cares about porrim except for me so its no surprise.

porrim is so real tho. i find that fans of the alpha trolls tend to be the most zealous parts of the community. and i really do like the alpha trolls but i dont think i fixate on them nearly as much as some people,
i say, hiding the 3 discreet times i was commissioned to write cronus

part of me wonders what i could do with porrim. usually i wrote her with other characters as the focus because she's kind of tertiary. i would need to come up with her own thing to have an entire story fixated on her. like she seems to be pretty keyed into feminism so i wonder how that might have manifested on beforus? oh my god this is so off topic. basically im glad you got the porrim name i like her

Genuinely kind of astounded myself tbh. I would've thought someone would jump on this username. It seems pretty obvious, and yet.

I believe myself to be the first reasonably healthy person to have seen the Doc Scratch easter egg, and I snagged the name pretty much immediately.

No8ody had the gall to type out the entire title yet.

Let's hear a hurrah for shorthand.

johndave and davejohn where both available when i signed up but i chose davejohn rather than stealing both because someone else would appreciate it as much as me. i hope johndave is outt there happy cherishing it.

The one and only. :3

RE: Davejohn

I regret to inform you that johndave was taken by someone who isn't a fan of the ship and is just hoarding it to keep it away from fans :[ (Also seems to be the same person who took pepsicola.)

@labyrinth

kind of a stinker, but if they intend to only hoard the accounts rather than actually use them, then those usernames may be revoked from them.

i activwely vwatched the cronus one get sniped vwhile i vwas being nosy looking at all the dancestor comments so i ran to get mine LOL

Ok

@jasprose - i tried to go for that one but you beat me to it x3 settled for just jaspers instead

RE: Labyrinth

aw that sucks. i mean i hoard users on other platforms too. but really on a site where we are all homestuck fans anyways i'd rather i see people actively use it here. nevertheless for something you don't even like??

RE:Davejohn

Yeah me too. Dont ask how many tumblr urls I have. It's one thing to me to hoard a username because you like it, but to grab it to prevent fans of that thing from using it? It's just plain mean. At least it seems there's something potentially being done about it.

i'm surprised satyr wasn't taken?? i guess they haven't shown up in canon yet but still