disclaimer im not hurt LOL
are you sure it wasn't only a "blue" jay because of the doppler effect whereby wavelengths emitted from a source approaching the viewer appear to shorten?
>eats somewhere other than olive garden once
>fucking dies
that's true... maybe it was a mirage all along...
i'm fine everyone ama
was it definitely a blue jay, and not, say, blue kay?
Do you feel like you can dodge better now or mauybe not
tbh it didn't touch me so idk maybe i'm already a master of dodging
is that the same bird as the thing from regular show
why are you 101 years old
Would you rather it have been a horse?
You’re so hungry you could eat… what?
i grew up spending like 50% of my time on a horse farm so you're asking the wrong person. i fuck with horses. the horse and i would be friends not foes.
been around a while, you know how it is.
that being said i feel like a horse dive-bombing you would be kinda scary even if you were friends with the horse. theyve got big legs
j... john?