You are now JOHN EGBERT. What will you do?
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John: Be the other guy.
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John: Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk.
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> JOHN: Find a computer
You successfully find a COMPUTER.
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John: wonder why you're trapped in an endless white void
ab aeterno, et aeterno
> JOHN: Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk.
You don't even HAVE a desk to shit on! And even if you DID, you'd have to be BRAINDEAD to even THINK about doing that!
After a few minutes of contemplating, you decide to do a funny little jig.
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> JOHN: Wonder why you're trapped in an endless white void
You're not in a...
Huh, you seem to be trapped in some kind of endless white void. You take a minute to think about this before doing anything else.
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> JOHN: Use laptop to search for endless white void escape methods
ab aeterno, et aeterno
> JOHN: Fuck around on laptop for eleven to fifteen minutes consuming CONTEMPERANEOUS INTERNET MEDIA before you manage to do anything productive.
> JOHN: Search your pockets.
hopefully there's candy corn.
> JOHN: Search your pockets.
You search your POCKETS and successfully find THREE (3) STALE COOKIES and FOUR (4) pieces of CANDY CORN.
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> Check the status of cookies. Chocolate chip? Raisin? It's all very mysterious.
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit.
He's got nothing to say about that.
> Check the status of cookies. Chocolate chip? Raisin? It's all very mysterious.
The mere possibility that these COOKIES might contain RAISINS is too offputting for you to take even a single bite out of any of them.
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> Stick Candy Corn into Cookie and create a four legged beast.
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit.
He's got nothing to say about that.
> Plug cookies into computer and create a cookieputer
Please foward all messages to your mothers house
>: put the candy corn on your head and pretend to be a troll
>JOHN: Put the candy corn on your head and pretend to be a troll
> JOHN: Plug cookies into computer and create a cookieputer
You cannot plug the COOKIES into your COMPUTER because you are now the other guy! Which is to say, John Egbert, SEVERAL (~) DAYS IN THE PAST.
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