
An anxious child stands in its bedroom. Today, the 23rd of October 2026, is it's beloved cat Fork's birthday. It, however, is so scared of cats and its family that it refuses to participate.
What should the name of this child be?
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An anxious child stands in its bedroom. Today, the 23rd of October 2026, is it's beloved cat Fork's birthday. It, however, is so scared of cats and its family that it refuses to participate.
What should the name of this child be?
— jade harley, the epic creepypasta killer
