I hate my coworkers

I hate workin' with the two of em. None of them have been anything but hinderances to me ever since this became a three-way partnership.

On the other hand, I can't say I particularly enjoy the company of anybody else, especially since splitting with that ungrateful bitch peg I called my wife.

Even my fucking alternate selves are doing better with themselves, despite one of them being 'roided up to shit with vim and the other being a decomposing mess.

I hate everybody in this stupid fuckin' world I inhabit.