[HSBC theoray] The Sorrows of Good Ol' English (or Jake will kill himeself (or somebody else.))

excuse the quality, first time making a "meta"

on september 29th, 1774 "The Sorrows of Young Werther" was published.

the collection of fictional letters follows a man named Werther and his struggles with LOVE. during his stay at the village of Wahlheim, he meets a woman named Lotte and instantly falls head over heels for her, however Lotte is engaged to a man named Albert, whom Werther soon meets. despite Albert being engaged to his crush, Werther is quite friendly towards the man. However due to the nature of Werther's and Lotte's "friendship (?)", the Young Man leaves unannounced to work for a count, tldr; it sucks and he gets kicked out of a party for being lower class. Werther then returns to Wahlheim and has his view of the world soured more and more until he plays a song on the piano for Lotte. afterwards he kisses her suddenly, Lotte panics and locks a door behind her while leaving and goes "meet me again on christmas!". after this, Werther borrows one of Alberts pistols, and kills himself by botched shot to the head which leaves him bleeding to death for 6 whole hours.

to make this short; jake is werther, karkat is lotte and dave is albert. jake and karkat will do something saucy together which will make karkat go;

this will make jake really angry and he'll do something on the same scale as werther offing himself. thats it end of communication.

(i know werther doesnt LOATHE albert like how jake does dave but shhhh... okay?)