HAPPY HOUSEHOLDER

A gentle breeze can be heard fluttering throughout this totally normal suburban neighborhood. Wow, would you listen to that? The birds? The wind-chimes? The... other sounds?

Yeah... too bad you're seemingly deaf.

I wonder who owns this beautiful abode?

Wow. This bum sure is ugly! Kind of scary, too. He might have a name? You're not too entirely sure. I mean... he owns this house, he must've had to sign some paperwork! And it would be absurd if he signed himself as "I POSSESS NO NAME. YET I SCRIBBLE THIS HERE ANYWAY. OH LORD."

Sigh. I guess a rough approximation of a name will do. What will we call him for now?