I’ve been writing a Homestuck crossover au, and for Some reason I decided to torture myself by giving all 81* major and minor characters a chumhandle. So of course, some of them are going to be stinkers. Rag on them, and suggest something better, because for these guys I’m seriously running out of ideas.
(*I’m not putting all the handles here to spare your sanity. Maybe I’ll make a part 2 later if you guys like this.)
RULES:
-No changing the initials.
-A small character description will be provided for each handle for help with coming up with a new one.
-Bonus points if you can guess who these characters are, and what media is being crossovered with Homestuck!
THE HANDLES:
xiphoidFrustration - A grumpy loner who is always cold, and loves revenge. But are they assuming mal-intent too quickly?
backingFlame - A gals right-hand cheerleader, with a fiery personality and some surprising emotional intelligence.
incredibleFizzure - A bubbly sugar addict whose cute quirkiness might actually just be undiagnosed schizophrenia.
penaltyPlaymaker - A lacrosse player and total bro who often gets left behind due to a tendency to rack up debts and fouls.
brainlessOverlord - The leader of the bros, despite seemingly doing nothing. Bonus challenge: keep the brainless, it’s a reference!
fickleXanax - A bully victim who has a phobia of literally everything. Makes them good at planning, at least?
outgoingAlloy - A chipper medal collector who helps aggressive players to fill the void where self-satisfaction should be.
hazeBurner - A wannabe popular kid who dissociates whenever they encounter a negative emotion. A cowardly flame.
I <3 Homestucks Overbite Representation