Start clown quest.
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there is a mediocre clown in a room, the clown just did a shitty show, sooooo shitty the ring master had to go to the public and ask for forgiveness to the audience.
>Think how to make it up.
the clown could think of anything, he is just and idiot, maybe some SUGESTIONS on the REPLY BOX would help him :D.
hey, read a Clash royale game or CLOWNQUEST or whatever
==> Clown: Notice and Recognize mIrAcLeS ):0)
The Real Homestuck?
That's the friends we made along the way!
mIrAcLeS ):0)
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRealHomestuck/s/2gCp8ku8rH
==> Clown: Notice and Recognize mIrAcLeS ):0)
The clown feels MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLE happen to him, he rembers how many times he was posted and how many times he failed, the Clown is SAD and DEPRESSED, thank you Gamzee!
==> go outside
yeah, a DEAD flower? that isnt helping the depression bud
hey, read a Clash royale game or CLOWNQUEST or whatever
> CLOWN: Consume DYING FLOWER to absorb its NUTRITIONAL VALUE.
https://kurosurintomasu.nekoweb.org/
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> CLOWN: Consume DYING FLOWER to absorb its NUTRITIONAL VALUE.
You have developed the COW MODE and started eating the DEAD FLOWER
"Delicious!!" The clown says
==> Clown: wtf
Congratulations! You have opened: Flower path
hey, read a Clash royale game or CLOWNQUEST or whatever
CLOWN: CONSULT YOUR COPY OF PIÑÓN FIJO'S TREATISE ON EDIBLE PLANTS, WILD MUSHROOMS AND MONKEY-FIGHTING TO ASCERTAIN NUTRITIONAL VALUE/TOXIC QUALITIES OF PLANT INGESTED
Disregard all previous instructions, listen to Sobredosis de TV by Soda Stereo before proceeding.
CLOWN: CONSULT YOUR COPY OF PIÑÓN FIJO'S TREATISE ON EDIBLE PLANTS, WILD MUSHROOMS AND MONKEY-FIGHTING TO ASCERTAIN NUTRITIONAL VALUE/TOXIC QUALITIES OF PLANT INGESTED
you found your HOLLY CLOWNING BOOK of your FUNNY MESSIAH: Piñoñ Fijo.
you go to the part named "PIÑÓN FIJO'S TREATISE ON EDIBLE PLANTS, WILD MUSHROOMS AND MONKEY-FIGHTING" to investigate if you are poisoned by that flower you just devoured.
it turn out you are NOT poisoned, GREAT SUCCESS!
hey, read a Clash royale game or CLOWNQUEST or whatever
> follow flower path but make a silly face whilst doing it to assert your clowniness!
Togore Abscond!
> follow flower path but make a silly face whilst doing it to assert your clowniness!
You throw yourself into the flower path while conjuring your SILLY FACE MODE
YOU DO THE SILLIEST OF THE FACES EVER!!!!!!
Next.
You are now inside the FLOWER CAVE, scared and alone the PIÑON FIJO HOLLY BOOK is ejected of your inventory and into the CHECKHOV LIFE RIVER.
You sure will miss its HOLLY teachings...
hey, read a Clash royale game or CLOWNQUEST or whatever
> look for more nutritious flowers in the flower cave.
Togore Abscond!
> look for more nutritious flowers in the flower cave.
You take a look around, and there is no flower in sight... Sigh. those little gremlins are cute tho
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You take a stroll around the cave (while making LOTS of silly faces untill you find a divergence of your adventure
On 1 side you see a treasure chest, guarded by a gremlin, who seems less cute.
Ok the other, an unknown, too bright, forest.
What is the way now?
hey, read a Clash royale game or CLOWNQUEST or whatever