Chuck Norris once got the pope in trouble for being friends with another religion's god.
Dave capitalises Chuck Norris's name.
Epstein committed suicide when he learned about Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris guessed on the SATs and got every question right.
Scientists discovered that we don't live in a simulation because no computer can simulate Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's blood cures cancer, but his skin is too tough to draw any from him.
The real reason that the observable universe centres on earth is that Chuck Norris is here.
A man once pulled a gun on Chuck Norris. He was so scared that the sweat made him drop the gun.
Chuck Norris invented sunglasses so that other people could look almost as cool as he does.
Chuck Norris is banned from libraries because the theme song that plays when he enters the room is too loud.
Chuck Norris uses black holes as weights for his morning workout.
Chuck Norris created the universe because he wanted some coffee.
Chuck Norris once drew a stickman and won an art competition.
Light moves faster to be near Chuck Norris.
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a six-sided dice, he gets a seven.
Chuck Norris uses lava as hot sauce.
Chuck Norris understands Homestuck.
Go read G R E G . I didn't write it but ive got a cameo
