Break_in (suggestions accepted :>)

You can't see the sun.

> Eat the pumpkin

You pick up the pumpkin and inspect it thoroughly. You think it would be absolutely delicious, however you dont recall ever owning a pumpkin which means that you are stealing it.

The pumpkin is pilfered into your trusty Haversnatch.

>check how far the ground is

>check how far the ground is
pretty far.

> Change Gravity so you can walk down.

You cannot change gravity.

You are now this guy. you were just about to clock into your job at the money factory when you witnessed someone walk off the top of your work. you probably dont want to be here when they land.

> Rob bank
You are quite certain you cant see a bank.

> Go into the nearest corner shop and buy a monster energy
You dont think there is a corner shop around here. its just your work and and a lame road. Well, it cant hurt to check your catacocoon for leftovers from last night intense gaming sesh.

Wait.. is that?

Oh hell yes! A leftover Haunter energy. This intangible invigorator has helped you through many late night Gaming sessions.

You ENCASE the can in your catacocoon and AFFIX it to your storage branch. You should probably head inside soon or that guy will fall on you.

> Head inside.

> Head inside.
you enter the lobby of your workplace. up the stairs is the master elevator. on the wall behind you is an ostentatious portrait of the founders; lionel pump, and sun king.

You are this guy again. you spot a nearby radar dish and grab it to break your.. oh well nevermind.

Back to this guy. Something sets off the buildings security system. This will make getting to your job much harder.

> yell obscene ramblings about wanting to escape from the security at the wall. This will, in hope, be an anti-security measure.

You search for the most emotionally vulnerable wall in this room. counting clockwise from the left you decide the fourth wall looks perticularly mopey today. you yell an absurd sting of obscenities at the wall. it turns out there was a voice activated access to the security system here (weird you never noticed) and it just so happens you yelled a password into it.

Huh. you try saying the words again but it appears you also said the passcode to instantly terminate the voice activation function. Oh well.

> Be the other guy.

Togore. Please don't forget about this. This is my favorite mspfa. In existence.

>Spider shirt guy: go down the stairs, see if you can find anything to stack to get up that ledge

>Spider shirt guy: go down the stairs, see if you can find anything to stack to get up that ledge

You think thats a good idea. you head down from the LOBBY to the UTILITY BASEMENT.

> Be the other guy.

You are now this guy. You really dont see a lot of solutions to your current prediciment.

Oh wait you can pilfer the stolen dish into your Haversnatch. This should net you just enough XP to swipeutate into your next felon form!

[Weow sorry for not updating in a couple days, ive been a bit busy. im back now though :>]

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You are now the spider guy again. you made it to the utility basement. several useful items are kept here usually. today it is unusually bare. the support elf stares at you.

> Spider guy: Look for outlet to plug in window.

> Spider guy: Look for outlet to plug in window.

You pick up the cord and look around for plugs but you are quite sure you see none. The elf seems perturbed.

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You continue searching anyway whilst te elf scampers away. You aren't sure why but it feels easier to move about, as if the fabric of reality has slightly changed making it easier for little guys to scamper all over the damm place. Why do we even have an elf anyways? We aren't a toy company we are a money company goddamit. Maybe the scampering is just a perception thing. I mean you have been hustling about all day it just feel more animated now. What were you doing? Your thoughts kinda got away from you there.